THREESOME RULES

Top 5 rules for the dude in a couple’s threesome by someone who has never had a threesome. This like threesomes should, is going to be short, precise and to the point.

  1. The threesome is not about you. It’s an excuse for one girl to know what it’s like to get with another girl.
  2. If you kiss the new girl for 30 seconds, you have to kiss me for 60 seconds. If you touch her for 2 minutes, you touch me for 4… you get the point.
  3. If she has bigger boobs than me, you’re an “ass guy”. You love ass more than any body part EVER!
  4. If at any moment she moans louder than me, stop whatever you’re doing and focus all your attention on me and do that thing you were doing to her with even more intensity.
  5. If you feel like you’re about to nut, forget that bitch is in the room. I make you cum. Okay you make you cum too but… No one else!

I honestly feel like by the time you decide to settle into a serious committed monogamous relationship (notice the heavy words I am using), you are through with all the shenanigans that involve you putting parts of you or letting people put parts of them in you if you’re not together. I am pretty sure there are other ways to keep sex interesting without inviting other parties.

As for how I feel about threesomes if one is not committed to anyone… I Do Not Like To Share!

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Love and great vibes… Maritza

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